Listen up, you pathetic little bitch. You think you're a man? Hah! You're nothing but a weak, sorry excuse for one. A real man stands tall and proud, with a cock that demands respect. But you? You're a fucking dwarf, a tiny prick hiding in those baggy pants. You don't deserve to even think about using a real toilet, you sniveling worm. You're not masculine. You don't have the balls, the size, the fucking audacity to claim such a privilege. So here's what you're gonna do, you subpar sack of "caviar". You're going to toddle your scrawny ass to the store and buy yourself some . The biggest, thickest, most adult-sized they have. You're getting the plain, ugly, old man. You're getting the ones that scream "I'm a fucking bitch, I can't control my own bladder or bowels." Wear those with pride, you little bitch. (This is the full length edition with: Pee and Caviar)
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